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Post by Generubin » Thu September 2nd, 2010, 4:57 pm

Knucklehead wrote:
Vhyle wrote:One of my cats eats the other cat's vomit. I don't ever have to clean it up.
Our dog eats our cat's vomit. I feel bad for the cat -- he starts hacking and the dog comes running. If the dog had his way, he would eat it directly from the cat's mouth.

Needless to say, the cat doesn't like the dog.

That is the tastiest thing I have ever heard in my life.
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Post by Vhyle » Thu September 2nd, 2010, 5:57 pm

Sounds like our cats and dogs are all a bunch of disgusting fucks.

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Post by spice » Thu September 2nd, 2010, 10:11 pm

my girlfriend took me to see a bon jovi tribute band last week and now my hamster is blind. there's enough blame to go around.
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Post by Metalfreak » Thu September 2nd, 2010, 11:51 pm

Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!
They had you do a drug test and the forgot to test for drugs???

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Post by Moloc » Fri September 3rd, 2010, 6:39 pm

Metalfreak wrote:Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!

This is the right forum for this shit.

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Post by Knucklehead » Sat September 4th, 2010, 3:11 pm

Metalfreak wrote:Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!
This wins.
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Post by Metalfreak » Sat September 4th, 2010, 8:47 pm

Knucklehead wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!
This wins.
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Yeah, my dad immediately took a shower and spent hours cleaning his bed :lol:
They had you do a drug test and the forgot to test for drugs???

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Post by SlashAndThrash » Sat September 11th, 2010, 8:07 pm

Metalfreak wrote:Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!
this brought me to tears with laughter

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Post by Azrael » Sun September 12th, 2010, 12:17 pm

SlashAndThrash wrote:
Metalfreak wrote:Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!
this brought me to tears with laughter
It made me gag, I made the mistake of reaing this. It can never be unread.

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