Radomness Toybox

[Generubin]

One of my cats eats the other cat's vomit. I don't ever have to clean it up.

Our dog eats our cat's vomit. I feel bad for the cat -- he starts hacking and the dog comes running. If the dog had his way, he would eat it directly from the cat's mouth.

Needless to say, the cat doesn't like the dog.

That is the tastiest thing I have ever heard in my life.

[Vhyle]

Sounds like our cats and dogs are all a bunch of disgusting fucks.

[spice]

my girlfriend took me to see a bon jovi tribute band last week and now my hamster is blind. there's enough blame to go around.

[Metalfreak]

Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!

[Moloc]

Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!

This is the right forum for this shit.

[Knucklehead]

Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!

This wins.

[Metalfreak]

Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!

This wins.

I'm glad I could be of service!

Yeah, my dad immediately took a shower and spent hours cleaning his bed

[SlashAndThrash]

Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!

this brought me to tears with laughter

[Azrael]

Here's a disgusting one for y'all:

My dad used to have 3 big black dogs. One of the dogs would always eat the others' shit...even diarrhea. One of the dogs had the runs, the other dog ate it, and then in the middle of the night while my dad was asleep, the dog jumped on my dad and puked. Dog shit puke. I don't think it gets anyworse than that!

this brought me to tears with laughter

It made me gag, I made the mistake of reaing this. It can never be unread.